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patina-millers-biceps:

Does trump kno more than 50 vocabulary words or nah.

Let me tell you about words. I know words. I have the best words. People always ask me about words, and I tell ya. You look at what Hillary Clinton and Obama have done with words and it’s a total disaster. I’m gonna make America great again. I have tremendous words. We’re going to have so many words. It’s going to be a beautiful thing. Believe me.

i had no idea his speechwriter was on Tumblr

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  • other people: after work I'm going out with friends and this weekend I'm going hiking with ten people and then going to a concert and just like chilling with my buddies
  • me: after work I plan on melting. melting into my bed. becoming bed in the short time I have before I must re-engage in human contact. weekends are extended melts. being a person for more than 40 hours a week is beyond my capabilities. melting is my capabilities.
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bluedoveyellowsun:

Lena Dunham is an outright terrible terrible terrible person, but she should be criticised for her harmful and racist behaviours without being called ugly–it’s sexist and unwarranted. Her body and looks have nothing to do with her being a shitty person.

lena dunham is ugly

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tinderofficial: “xprofessor: “ Bruh I’m logging out 😭😭😭 ” huidbfliahcd s ”

intrude:

It’s funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side, my roommate sleeps on her back, my ex sleeps with everybody. That sorta thing. 

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